![]() I bet you can guess which kind Miss Stinkyface is. And also because I'll be dead.Some of the names in this book are real, and some are fake. Which I won't be writing, because it would be too boring. ![]() So if you want to find out dates and history and things, you'll have to wait until I die and then read my autobiography. So what am I going to do for a book? Write things like "Then, next year, I was in third grade"? I don't want to giveyou my whole life story! I just want to give you some little life stories! I want to give you the, you know, meat of the sandwich, not the boring old bread. I wasn't the type of kid people looked at and said, "She's going to be the first woman president." My life just went along, probably the way yours does. Some of them are so short that they're really more like paragraphs, or what magazine editors call "boxes." Some are so short that you would need a microscope to see them.After all, it's not as if I had a really eventful childhood. As a matter of fact, they're not even exactly chapters. ![]() ![]() ![]() You don't have to read the chapters in order. The Rules of This BOOK This isn't a regular book. ![]()
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